A childish day out again again again again again

Sentosa didn't quench my thirst for immature days out in Singapore - luckily Singapore Zoo was on hand for all my incarcerated wildlife needs.

Because it's Singapore, I correctly anticipated something more in the conservationist style of Taipei Zoo than the slightly harrowing leg-irons and irresponsible feeding of Bangkok's Dusit Zoo. The animals are still here to be ogled and laughed at (especially the ridiculous proboscis monkeys), but not touched.

Singapore Zoo

(新加坡动物园)

I'm twenty-five years old and I love the zoo, get over it

Someone forgot to colour this guy in

These too. Laziest zoo ever

But at least they have the totally ethical sponsorship of serial chicken murderers behind them

As long as I'm making fun of stupid signs, here's this one.
Beware unexpected right angle triangles?

Hero in a half-shell. Chelonians are clearly the second-best stuff

Yeah, don't be interesting or anything, Rocksteady

Um... Bebop?

There was no giraffe character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So you can sod off

Pygmy hippo proves that small isn't always cute

See you guys in a couple of months (unless I erratically change my flight schedule again)

Excuse me sir, would you mind if I murdered you and took a look at your freaky skull?

So accommodating!
Obviously I poached the ivory first - I'm not an idiot

Three arms, two legs and wheels - what the hell kind of creature is this?

This photo is only here so I can make the 'I like a cockatoo' joke.
Birds are clearly the most boring stuff

Primates

(clearly the best stuff)

Pucker up!

Nice try, celebes crested macaque. But no cig-arse!

Brown capuchin is never going to finish that jigsaw

Orangutan pretends he's post

Baby baboon's Barry Chuckle impression

Nicholas Lyndhurst

Ha ha, look at his stupid nose!
This is coming from me